Fresh out of Valentine's Day, you might be in the mood for some serious love. Well, thanks to the Good Lord above, an innovative company may have a ticket to helping you achieve one of your biggest (and seemingly most unattainable) fantasies.
My friends, prepare to join the Mile High Club.
For those unaware, you gain membership into Mile High Club by "wet-humping" someone while in-flight. It is viewed as mostly the stuff of legend considering the intense security protocols these days, but thanks to a company in Cincinnati, Ohio known as Flamingo Air, your dream may now become a reality.
The ENTIRE purpose of this company (which, funny enough, has actually been around for a long time on the "down-low") is to get you laid in the sky. For only $425, Flamingo Air will set you up with a one-hour private flight so you can get it on! Quarters are cramped, but that's the very essence of the Mile High Club anyway.
I could go on, but you probably have some calls to make. Godspeed, friends.
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